By Seymour Buds — The Plug’s Pages Magazine

You ever light up before dinner and suddenly realize your stomach’s singing the Star-Spangled Banner in the key of hunger? Yeah, me too. Some strains just hit that “feed me now” button like your stomach’s got its own remote control.

After extensive scientific research (a.k.a. me getting baked and annihilating everything in my fridge), I’ve narrowed it down to four elite munchie masters — strains so appetite-inducing, even Gordon Ramsay would cry tears of joy (and possibly salsa).

Let’s dig in.

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1. OG Kush – The Original Grocery Killer

If you’re planning to smoke before dinner, OG Kush is like the appetizer that eats the entrée. This classic indica-dominant hybrid has a terpene lineup of myrcene and limonene, which somehow makes food smell and taste 10x better.

I don’t know how science explains that, but after a joint of OG Kush, even a gas station hot dog tastes like a Michelin-star meal. You’ll be raiding your kitchen like a stoned pirate in search of buried snacks.

OG Kush doesn’t just give you the munchies — it gives you the Mega Munchies. Smoke responsibly… or just make peace with your fridge ahead of time.

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2. Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) – Dessert First, Questions Later

Girl Scout Cookies should come with a warning label that says: “Hide the snacks before lighting.”

This indica-leaning hybrid is the perfect mix of euphoria and appetite ignition — without gluing you to the couch. It’s like your brain says, “You deserve dessert,” and your hands say, “We already ate it.”

Terpenes like caryophyllene and limonene work together to make your taste buds throw a party. Everything suddenly has texture, flavor, and meaning. Smoke GSC before dinner, and suddenly spaghetti tastes like poetry.

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3. Granddaddy Purple (GDP) – The Heavyweight Hunger Champ

If OG Kush is the grocery killer, Granddaddy Purple is the Thanksgiving uncle who insists you have seconds… and thirds… and maybe a nap after that.

This potent indica brings deep body relaxation — the kind that makes your recliner look like a portal to another dimension. GDP doesn’t just suggest you eat — it commands it.

Smoke this before dinner and you’ll be halfway through a lasagna before you even realize you started cooking it. It’s a strain so chill, your fork practically floats to your mouth on autopilot.

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4. Banana Boat – The Secret Munchie Missile (As Confirmed by OG Strain Himself)

Now here’s a wild card: Banana Boat. This tropical hybrid might not be on every menu, but according to cannabis connoisseur OG Strain himself, it delivers “wicked munchies” like no other.

Quote the legend: “Since I discovered Banana Boat, I’ve put on about 25 pounds — and I’m not mad about it.”

If that’s not a testimonial, I don’t know what is. With its sweet, creamy banana aroma and smooth flavor, Banana Boat hits like a joint dipped in dessert. You’ll be craving pancakes, smoothies, and probably an entire fruit salad you swore you’d never eat.

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Final Thoughts – Smoke Before You Supper

Look, I’m not saying these strains replace your dinner plans — I’m saying they upgrade them. Smoking before you eat isn’t just a munchie move; it’s a lifestyle choice.

These four strains — OG Kush, GSC, Granddaddy Purple, and Banana Boat — turn “what’s for dinner?” into an existential journey through flavor and joy.

Just remember: when you smoke before dinner, you’re not eating because you’re hungry — you’re eating because you’re high. And honestly? That’s the most delicious reason there is.

🔥 Featured Strains of November

Note from OG Strain: The first four strains featured here all came straight from Higher Beings powered by Hudson Valley Greens — some of the finest cultivators in New York State. The fifth strain, Glitter Bomb, was personally gifted to me by Tok & Canna Fae of Tokalotapot Seeds, from a beautiful collab grow with Lazy Day Farms. Much love and respect to all these growers bringing that real top-shelf heat. 💚

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💥 1) Scorpion King
    •    Type: Sativa-dominant hybrid
    •    THC: Around 24%
    •    Dominant Terpenes: Limonene & Pinene
    •    Aroma / Flavor: Zesty citrus and earthy pine with a touch of spice — like a lemon grove decided to take martial arts lessons.
    •    Effects: Uplifted focus, energized creativity, and a slow-burn body calm to keep it balanced.
    •    OG Strain Says: “Smoke Scorpion King and you’ll feel like royalty… or at least like you could redesign your living room in record time.”
    •    Personal Verdict: “This was hands down the best strain I smoked all month — and easily one of the nicest looking buds I’ve seen. It’s that perfect balance of beauty and brawn.”

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🌈 2) Cadillac Rainbow
    •    Type: Indica-dominant hybrid (70/30 Indica)
    •    THC: ~28–30%
    •    Dominant Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene
    •    Aroma / Flavor: Fruity diesel with citrus candy vibes and that signature gassy kiss.
    •    Effects: Relaxed but happy — that smooth “cruise-control” high that still lets you hold a conversation or laugh with your crew.
    •    OG Strain Says: “Cadillac Rainbow rolls like luxury — smooth ride, flashy flavor, and zero potholes. Just make sure your snacks are premium too.”
    •    Personal Verdict: “This one’s practically a two-way tie with Scorpion King for strain of the month. It’s absolutely crazy looking — straight-up eye candy in flower form.”

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🍰 3) Sherb Cream Pie
    •    Type: Indica-dominant hybrid (~70/30 Indica)
    •    THC: ~22–29%
    •    Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene & Limonene (with a little Caryophyllene kick)
    •    Aroma / Flavor: Sweet tropical candy meets vanilla cream — like your favorite dessert had a love child with jet fuel.
    •    Effects: Euphoric, relaxed, and dangerously chill. A perfect strain for “I’ll just watch one episode”… and then five hours disappear.
    •    OG Strain Says: “Sherb Cream Pie is that dessert you swore you’d skip… but then you didn’t. And you don’t regret it one bit.”
    •    Personal Verdict: “One of the best-tasting strains I’ve ever had in my life. This one’s all flavor, all finesse — and worth every puff.”

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⛽ 4) Gas Basket
    •    Type: Indica-dominant hybrid
    •    THC: ~20–26%
    •    Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene & Caryophyllene
    •    Aroma / Flavor: A creamy vanilla-cookie diesel with earthy spice undertones — smooth yet gassy enough to make you double-take.
    •    Effects: Melty relaxation, chill body buzz, and a mental ease that says, “Yeah, I’m not doing dishes tonight.”
    •    OG Strain Says: “Gas Basket — because sometimes the only basket you need is the one catching your high-ass self on the couch.”
    •    Personal Verdict: “Right behind the top two for me — easily my third favorite this month. It’s that cozy couch companion strain that hits every note just right.”

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✨ 5) Glitter Bomb
    •    Type: Indica-dominant hybrid (~70/30 Indica)
    •    THC: ~27–28%
    •    Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Linalool
    •    Aroma / Flavor: Sweet grapes and berries dripping with diesel funk and citrus sparkle — loud enough to make your grinder blush.
    •    Effects: Giggly euphoria up top, mellow waves down low — perfect for creative sessions or spontaneous deep talks.
    •    OG Strain Says: “Glitter Bomb hits like the name — bright, sparkly, and guaranteed to make your brain glitter with ideas you’ll forget to write down.”
    •    Personal Verdict: “Some of the nicest outdoor weed I’ve seen all season. Every other strain on this list was grown indoors — so the fact that Glitter Bomb can hang with the best of the best? That says a lot right there.”

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💭 Final Thoughts from OG Strain

This November lineup proves one thing: New York cannabis is thriving — indoors, outdoors, and everywhere in between.
From the elite craftsmanship of Hudson Valley Greens and Higher Beings to the passionate homegrown magic of Tokalotapot Seeds, this month brought nothing but fire.

Whether you’re chasing a heavy hitter like Scorpion King, a visual masterpiece like Cadillac Rainbow, or something sweet, smooth, and sneaky like Sherb Cream Pie, there’s a November strain here for every kind of smoker.

Keep supporting local growers, keep sharing the love, and keep that flame lit for the community that makes this plant shine.

— ✍ OG Strain
Strain’s Strain Reviews (Talk Cannabis)
🗞 Published in The Plug’s Pages Magazine — November 2025

By Seymour Buds

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If there’s one thing I’ve learned from hanging around OG Strain from the YouTube channel “Strain’s Strain Reviews (Talk Cannabis)” it’s that when it comes to cannabis and pain relief, the secret isn’t just THC—it’s the terpenes.

You know, those aromatic compounds that make each strain smell and taste unique? They’re doing more than teasing your nose. They’re working behind the scenes like nature’s pharmacists, soothing inflammation, easing nerves, and helping the body find balance.

After a few long smoke sessions and deep talks with OG Strain himself, I came away with a clear message: if you’re using cannabis for pain, you need to know your terps.

So, let’s dive into the six heavy hitters—and the strains that carry them—straight from the OG Strain playbook.

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🧠 1. Caryophyllene – The Pain Fighter with a Badge

Why it helps: Caryophyllene is the only terpene that directly activates the CB2 receptors in your body’s endocannabinoid system. Translation: it actually behaves like a cannabinoid, fighting inflammation at its root. Think of it as your body’s built-in anti-inflammatory cop.

Aroma & flavor: Spicy, peppery, earthy—like black pepper or cloves.

Top strains:
    •    Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) – A sweet, spicy powerhouse that takes the edge off chronic pain without fogging your head.
    •    Bubba Kush – Deeply relaxing, perfect for winding down after a long day of aches.
    •    Chemdawg – Packs both relief and alertness; a go-to for daytime pain management.

Why OG Strain swears by it: “It’s the terp that does the dirty work. When pain needs to be under arrest, Caryophyllene has got a badge and is the one cuffin’ up the pain.”

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🌙 2. Myrcene – The Muscle Whisperer

Why it helps: Known for its sedative and muscle-relaxing effects, Myrcene takes that tense, tight feeling in your body and melts it like butter. It’s the perfect companion for deep sleep and sore joints.

Aroma & flavor: Earthy, musky, herbal—like hops or cloves.

Top strains:
    •    Granddaddy Purple – The bedtime painkiller. Melts you right into the couch with sweet grape vibes.
    •    Blue Dream – Balanced enough for pain relief and creativity; ideal for all-day use.
    •    Northern Lights – A classic indica for deep body relaxation and sleep.

Why OG Strain recommends it: “If your body feels like a pretzel, Myrcene’s the one untying the knots.”

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💜 3. Linalool – The Lavender Healer

Why it helps: Linalool doesn’t just smell like lavender—it acts like it. This terpene helps reduce inflammation while calming the nervous system, making it perfect for nerve pain, fibromyalgia, and stress-induced aches.

Aroma & flavor: Floral, soothing, lavender.

Top strains:
    •    Lavender – The obvious pick; floral, relaxing, and deeply calming.
    •    Do-Si-Dos – Adds a euphoric touch to serious pain relief.
    •    Zkittlez – Sweet, fruity, and surprisingly therapeutic.

OG Strain’s take: “It’s like a weighted blanket for your brain and your body.”

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🌲 4. Pinene – The Focused Fighter

Why it helps: This one’s a bit of a multitasker. Pinene is anti-inflammatory, bronchodilating, and even memory-enhancing—so you can fight pain without losing focus. It’s great for arthritis, migraines, and nerve pain.

Aroma & flavor: Fresh pine, forest air, crisp and clean.

Top strains:
    •    Jack Herer – A creative, clear-headed strain that kills pain and keeps you sharp.
    •    Chemdawg – (Yes, again!) A potent mix of Pinene and Caryophyllene that tackles pain while keeping you functional.
    •    Harlequin – CBD-rich and balanced; great for those who want relief without the high.

OG’s wisdom: “Pinene’s the terp you want when you’ve got pain—but still got stuff to do.”

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🍃 5. Humulene – The Inflammation Assassin

Why it helps: Humulene takes on inflammation and pain at once, while also helping curb appetite—so no post-smoke fridge raids. It’s a quiet but effective terpene that supports long-term pain management.

Aroma & flavor: Woody, hoppy, earthy—think craft beer meets forest floor.

Top strains:
    •    White Widow – Balanced hybrid with clean, cerebral focus and body ease.
    •    Sour Diesel – Energetic, anti-inflammatory, and uplifting.
    •    Headband – Smooth, pressure-reducing relief—literally feels like your pain’s being lifted off your head.

OG’s perspective: “Humulene don’t make noise, but it gets results. It’s like the ninja of the terp world.”

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🍋 6. Limonene – The Mood-Boosting Healer

Why it helps: When pain is tied to depression or fatigue, Limonene steps in. It elevates mood by boosting serotonin and dopamine, while also reducing inflammation. A true mind-body balancer.

Aroma & flavor: Citrus, lemon, orange zest.

Top strains:
    •    Super Lemon Haze – A citrus rocket that lifts your mood and numbs your pain.
    •    Wedding Cake – Sweet, relaxing, and mood-elevating—ideal for chronic pain.
    •    Durban Poison – Energetic, happy, and great for daytime relief.

OG Strain’s motto: “When your body’s hurting and your spirit’s low, Limonene lights the way.”

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🌿 Putting It All Together

What I learned from OG Strain is simple but powerful:
Terpenes tell the story.

You can chase THC percentages all day long, but if you don’t know your terps, you’re missing half the medicine. The real art of pain relief lies in the blend—pairing terpenes that fight inflammation, calm the nerves, and lift the mood.

Whether you’re lighting up some Chemdawg to power through the day or sinking into Granddaddy Purple for nighttime relief, knowing what’s behind that aroma changes everything.

OG Strain said it best while rolling one up lakeside:

“Pain doesn’t stand a chance when you know what you’re smoking.”

And after spending time with him, I can’t argue with that.

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💪 Final Word: The All-Star Strains for Pain Relief

For those searching for strains that pack all of the major pain-fighting terpenes—Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Linalool, Pinene, Humulene, and Limonene—you’ll want to reach for the true terpene titans. These heavy hitters contain a rich, overlapping profile of all six and have earned legendary status for their ability to crush pain from multiple angles:
    •    Chemdawg – The perfect daytime pain strain, rich in Caryophyllene, Pinene, and Limonene with traces of Myrcene and Humulene.
    •    Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) – A balanced hybrid that brings Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Limonene together in one flavorful, relaxing package.
    •    Sour Diesel – Energizing yet anti-inflammatory, loaded with Caryophyllene, Limonene, Pinene, and Humulene.
    •    Blue Dream – A pain-relief classic with Myrcene, Pinene, and Limonene that soothes without sedating.
    •    Do-Si-Dos – Nighttime comfort at its best—Caryophyllene, Linalool, Myrcene, and Limonene come together like a lullaby for pain.

Each of these strains delivers a synergistic terpene entourage effect—hitting pain from every direction: nerve, muscle, mood, and inflammation.
In the words of OG Strain:

“You don’t just smoke these—you let them work on you.”

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— Seymour Buds
The Plug’s Pages Magazine
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