🌿 FLOWER FAVORITES OF THE MONTH

🥇 Good Burger — Higher Beings Powered by Hudson Valley Green

If you haven’t tried Good Burger yet… what are you doing?

Seriously.

This was hands-down my favorite flower of the month.

The first thing that hits you is that loud, earthy, musky aroma that immediately reminds me of some classic New York haze cuts. Crack open the jar and it’s like Mother Nature slapped you across the face with a handful of fresh earth, herbs, and funk—in the best possible way. Many modern “dessert strains” lean heavily on candy terps, but Good Burger proudly marches in the opposite direction with a savory, earthy profile that keeps you coming back for another bowl.

The flavor is every bit as satisfying as the aroma. Rich earth, herbal spice, subtle fuel, and just enough sweetness to round everything out. Burger-family genetics are well known for their funky, garlic-forward and earthy terpene profiles, and Good Burger delivers that signature character while remaining remarkably smooth.

The effects?

Absolutely balanced.

A happy cerebral buzz gets the mind moving while a comfortable body relaxation settles in without gluing you to the couch. It’s the kind of hybrid that works whether you’re hanging with friends, watching movies, or spending twenty minutes trying to remember why you walked into the kitchen.

Trust me…

Most people who try this strain end up asking where they can get more.

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🥈 Sub Zero — Gilly’s Greens

If Good Burger is the laid-back friend who always has great stories…

Sub Zero is the friend who drinks three energy drinks before breakfast.

Coming from the Blockberry (Super Boof) × Oreoz lineage, Sub Zero is absolutely loaded with bright citrus, creamy sweetness, and that unmistakable Super Boof influence that has become one of the hottest terp profiles around.

For me, this one leaned heavily toward an energetic experience. It’s uplifting, motivating and incredibly heady. Sensitive consumers may even notice their heart racing a bit—something energetic sativas can occasionally produce—so know your limits before diving in.

But if you’re a die-hard sativa lover?

You’re probably going to fall in love.

This is daytime smoke. Creative smoke. Get-things-done smoke.

Just maybe don’t clean your entire house at 2:00 in the morning because Sub Zero convinced you it was a good idea.

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🥉 Pink Lobster — Best Budz

I’ve smoked Blue Lobster.

I’ve smoked Black Lobster.

I’ve smoked enough lobster strains that Red Lobster should probably start charging me rent.

But Pink Lobster?

This one surprised me.

It took everything I enjoy about the Lobster family and somehow made it even more enjoyable. Dense, frosty buds, a loud aroma, excellent flavor and effects that strike a beautiful balance between mental stimulation and body comfort.

Out of every Lobster phenotype I’ve personally tried…

Pink Lobster wins.

No debate.

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🧊 COLD CURE ROSIN OF THE MONTH

Now let’s talk about the real terp hunters.

If flower is the movie…

Cold cure rosin is the director’s cut.

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🥇 Western Maine — Buddah Brothers

I don’t throw around the phrase “favorite of all time” very often.

But Western Maine from Buddah Brothers might honestly deserve it.

This rosin is unbelievably smooth.

The flavor is difficult to describe because it refuses to fit neatly into one category. It opens with rich earthy sweetness before evolving into creamy herbal notes with a lingering finish that keeps coating your palate long after the exhale.

Every dab somehow tastes better than the last.

It’s the kind of concentrate that makes you stare at your rig after exhaling and quietly whisper…

“Yep… we’re doing another one.”

That’s usually how you know you’ve found something special.

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🥈 Funk Mountain — Buddah Brothers

Don’t judge this one by the smell.

Seriously.

The aroma is downright bizarre.

Imagine swamp water, wet forest floor, funky cheese and old-school skunk somehow deciding to throw a family reunion.

Sounds terrible.

It isn’t.

The flavor completely changes once it hits the nail. Instead of tasting like the aroma suggests, the smoke becomes surprisingly smooth with earthy sweetness, herbal spice and a complex funky finish that keeps evolving throughout the dab.

This is one of those rosins where your nose says one thing…

…and your taste buds completely disagree.

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🥉 Peanut Butter & Jelly — Central Oddities

Leave it to Central Oddities to sneak into the rankings with one of the sweetest rosins I’ve had this month.

Peanut Butter & Jelly delivers exactly what the name suggests.

Sweet berry notes mingle with creamy, nutty undertones and just enough earthy funk to keep everything balanced. Every dab is rich, flavorful and leaves behind a lingering sweetness that keeps you reaching for another.

It’s flavorful.

Potent.

Ridiculously smooth.

And one of those jars you accidentally empty way faster than you planned.

Don’t ask me how.

Science still hasn’t figured that one out.

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FINAL PUFF

This month’s winners proved one thing…

You don’t always need the highest THC percentage to have the best experience.

Great cannabis is about terpenes, flavor, balance, and how the strain makes you feel.

Whether you’re rolling up some Good Burger, blasting off with Sub Zero, relaxing with Pink Lobster, or loading a dab of Western Maine, Funk Mountain, or Peanut Butter & Jelly, these are the strains that earned permanent real estate in my stash this month.

Until next month…

Stay lifted.

Stay laughing.

And as always…

Keep chasing flavor—not just numbers.