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The Crown Jewel of My Youth: 1997 and the Loudest Bud I’ve Ever Smoked
I was 19 years old, cruising through the spring of 1997, and my life—and my lungs—were about to experience something unforgettable. One of my best friends had just harvested a full room of 40 plants. Forty. And the yield? Ninety ounces of the absolute best weed I’ve ever smoked in my life. Still, to this day, nothing even comes close.
If he could have named it, he would have called it Thatcher Park. I talked him out of it. Why? Because I knew the power of a name and the aura it could bring. Too many people living in the area, too much attention. Better to keep the heat contained. And man, did it bring the heat.
Back then, in upstate New York, seeing a bud that big was intimidating. The kind of plant that could get you years in jail if you weren’t careful. He had three or four 1000-watt high-pressure sodium grow lights blazing, turning his house into a greenhouse straight out of a dream—or a danger zone. His mentor, unnamed but legendary, was connected to some of the original landrace breeders, and the hybrid genetics? Likely one of the first true hybrids ever crafted.
I’d sleep over at his place sometimes, and even on mornings when I didn’t smoke, co-workers at my job would tell me, “Dude, you’re gonna get in trouble—you reek like weed.” I wasn’t smoking before my shift. Nope. Just sleeping in a house that reeked like the strongest, loudest cannabis you could imagine.
The smell hit you the second you turned off the road and started down his quarter-mile driveway. That aroma was powerful enough to cling to your clothes, your skin, even your shoes. I remember one day, all morning, I kept smelling it on myself. I sprayed cologne. Still there. Couldn’t figure it out. That night, I kicked off my shoes—and there it was: a bud, about a foot long, completely flat, stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
And yes… I smoked it. Still wet, mind you. I had to dry it in my car heater the next morning on the way to work just to get it lit. And when I did… it was fire. Even immature, it was wild.
When the crop was finally ready, I was one of the guys helping unload it. This is 1997, remember. I was paying $200 an ounce directly from the grower—my best friend. Back then, eighths were selling for $45-$50, and you couldn’t hang onto it to save your life. I’d drive down the hill—what people called Berne, NY, perched on a mountain—with a quarter pound or half pound in my van, thinking, “Even if a cop is behind me, he’s gonna smell it. He’s gonna pull me over.” Thank God, I never got caught.
That weed… I miss it more than anything. Sticky like glue. Push a finger into it, lift it up, and the bud sticks to your finger. Push it onto the remote, lift the remote… still stuck. Quarter-inch-thick trichomes. Light green buds with half brown hairs, half white. Loud, pungent, and stunningly potent. It was mellow and intense at the same time, a contradiction in all the right ways.
The only other strain that even came close? A few years later, maybe 2007 or 2008, I ran into something called Bella Donna. It was close—but nothing could top the original.
Here’s the thing: back then, people think weed was weak. Three percent THC, maybe. But the hybrid my friend grew? Stronger than anything I’ve ever smoked today. I never tested the THC, but I don’t need a number. I remember the effect. The smell. The flavor. The potency. It was the crown jewel of my youth. And almost 30 years later, it still haunts me.
So that’s the story. My story. A peak into 1997, when the loudest, stickiest, most unforgettable bud I’ve ever smoked was harvested in a quiet part of upstate New York. No gimmicks. No exaggeration. Just the kind of weed that shapes your memory forever.
And if you’re paying attention… you’ll know what I mean.