🏆 The High Five Countdown: Top 3 New Cannabis Products Blazing Up Dispensaries This Month

THE PLUG’S PAGES MAGAZINE
October 2025 Edition
By Herb Greenstein

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Grab your rolling tray and a pumpkin-spiced preroll, folks — it’s officially October, and that means two things: flannels and fresh drops. Every month, The Plug’s Pages crew sifts through the newest products hitting dispensary shelves and puts them through a rigorous judging process — a.k.a. getting delightfully lifted in the name of journalism.

This month, we found three products that are changing the game and lighting up the competition. Let’s spark this countdown.

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🥉 3rd Place – Cann Social Tonics: The “Sip Happens” Champion

Microdosing is the new mixology, and Cann is leading the charge with their refreshingly low-dose social tonics. Each can delivers just 2 mg THC and 4 mg CBD — enough to make you feel good without calling your ex or singing karaoke to strangers.

Cann nailed the “sessionable buzz” market. These drinks are light, bubbly, and guilt-free, with flavors like Lemon Lavender and Grapefruit Rosemary that make your taste buds think you’re at a rooftop brunch, not hiding from your responsibilities.

Fans love that they can sip a few without getting couch-locked or accidentally starting an existential conversation with their dog. Perfect for the “I just wanna vibe” crowd.

Why It Made the List: Cann makes it easy to socialize, stay sharp, and still feel that sweet THC glow. It’s the drink you’ll offer your friends before saying, “Be careful — this one actually works.”

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🥈 2nd Place – Curaleaf JAMS Remix Fast-Acting Ratio Jellies: Gummies with a Purpose

Curaleaf took edibles and turned them into functional art. Their new JAMS Remix jellies combine THC with THCV, CBG, and vitamins — yes, you read that right, vitamins. These are basically your Flintstones gummies all grown up and wearing designer shoes.

The “Shineapple” flavor is packed with B12 and energy-boosting cannabinoids — perfect for when you need to get things done and feel amazing doing it. On the flip side, “Sootheberry” wraps you in relaxation like a weighted blanket made of pure tranquility.

They’re fast-acting too — hitting in about 15 minutes, which means no more staring at the wall asking yourself, “Are they working yet?”

Why It Made the List: Because these gummies do more than get you high — they help you function like a productive adult while getting high. Science, meet Saturday.

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🥇 1st Place – Silly Nice Full-Spectrum Drops & Infused Flower: The Heavy Hitter We’ve Been Waiting For

Taking home the Golden Nug of October 2025, we’ve got Silly Nice, the small-batch brand that’s redefining what “high potency” means. Their Diamond Powder concentrate clocks in at around 87% THC — so strong it could probably power a small electric vehicle.

Even their infused flower hits 47–50% THC, leaving fans saying things like, “I can see sounds,” and “This couch feels like a cloud.” The flavor? Pure, rich terpene glory. The vibe? Full-body euphoria that feels equal parts spa day and rocket launch.

Silly Nice also wins points for craftsmanship. Their drops, flower, and live-resin vapes are produced with obsessive precision — like if NASA made weed. It’s luxury cannabis done right, and the fan response has been nothing short of blazing hot.

Why It Took First Place: Potency, purity, and flavor so loud you’ll need to turn your tolerance up a few notches. Silly Nice doesn’t just sell weed — they sell an experience.

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🌿 Final Puff

This month’s lineup proves the cannabis industry is getting smarter, tastier, and just plain sillier (in the best way possible). Whether you’re microdosing with Cann, balancing your cannabinoids with Curaleaf, or blasting off with Silly Nice, October 2025 is shaping up to be a beautiful month for bud lovers everywhere.

Until next time, stay lifted, stay curious, and remember — if it says “for best results, wait 30 minutes,” maybe actually do that.

– Herb Greenstein
Senior Writer, The Plug’s Pages Magazine
“Bringing you the best buds since before they were cool.” 🌬💨